what do u put in a toaster
this isnt even a joke
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Yes it’s called I just ate 3 Nathans hot dogs with mayo onions and cheese
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
advice for having the best life ever:
- dont have a crush
Mom: “Yahoo bought tumblr for 1.4 billion dollars.”
Dad: “Who’s tumblr?”
Ah yes Dad. You are the hope.